Cabinet Nominees

Imagine if Mitt Romney were elected President in November, and he chose to include the other Republican presidential wannabes in his cabinet.

Ron Paul – He would make a great Secretary of State because of his peaceful foreign policy attitudes. (If it weren’t for his domestic policies regarding such things as medicaid and taxes, he would have made a great president.)

Newt Gingrich – A serial adulterer with a huge ego. He would be decent in a junior agriculture position.

Rich Santorum – Make him head of Immigration Services so that he would permit only Christian-leaning people to move to the US, thus, saving the religious wars that will follow if the current trend of letting anybody in continues.

If he chose not to take this position, then offer him a special post of investigating the fact that the world cannot support its current population boom for much longerif we don't want to starve or die of thirst. This new post might be called the Department of Birth Control.